Some lame jokes i gathered when working.

User1: Today ar... he on mc.
Me: Sure thing.
User1: U wanna know y or not(jokingly)
Me: eRm.. nope. (i dun wanna knoe......dun even bother telling me. )
User1: nvm lar i tell u(enthusiatically), coz yesterday hor, he eat chicken today bird flu..
Me: +_+"

User2: I've been looking everywhere for u!!!
Me: Ya.. wats up??
User2: My mouse not working... how how???
Me: One look i know wat's wrong already. u nver connect your mouse to ur comp.
User2: You must connect one ar?? not auto one mer???????!!?
I walk away..