M'sia Trip - jing jing kut chut kut chut

Yea... and we've got a new term to describe things.. "Jing Jing Kut Chut Kut Chut" - Birdy Saliva's Saliva.... no one except the fearsome eagles will know this term.. Just came back from M'sia man, gotta write down my thoughts for the trIp b4 i foRget. There's many parts to the tRip - here goeEs

1. Super Jam in Singapore - and its super, gotta walk all the way to the immigration.
2. Super ugly Taxi Drivers that refuse to fetCh us - ya.. and they are ugly, greedy, smelly and everything bad. Totally hate taxi drivers in m'sia
3. Gotta take bus to George's homE - Bus drivers in M'sia are kool! They plan their own bus routes, unlike Singapore busses, that can only take fixed routes.
4. George Home:
i. Met his friendly, but smelly rottweiler(Black dog, short tail).
ii. Climbed our way in to George's housE
iii. Sam's Heroics:
a. Tried to talk to the fierce dog - but george's aunty, normally
calmed and composed, shouted "KA MER LAR!!!!"(Faster u
ass in Hokkien) at Sam.
iv. Taegukgi in George's Bro's roOM.. while waiting for George's mum to come
home
v. Gave up, took a bus to the Battlefield aka City Plaza aka street soccer court
5. Super Ugly Taxi Drivers Part 2 - And yEs... They are ugly and Greedy and shitty. Waiting 20 mins but there's no Taxi around
6. Took bus to City Square - Yea bus drivers are kool........ and friendly
7. Super Ugly Taxi Drivers Part 3 - Finally got some Taxis to bring us over, but still, they are ugly+greedy+smelly+piggish+act fierce+Syndrome+i dun like them. Charged us 7 buckS for a journey of less than 3km.. waT tHe hEll, Tried to pAy $5, buT confronted us. Sam was there to save the day agAIn, took ouT 7 bUcKs and threw at the dRiVer... woOOOOoo... He wanted to fighT, buT waT can he Do? We are the feaRsome Eagles. He can only take the money and curse and swEaR, but it's ok, everything in ouR mind is reACh level 3A and play socceR.
8. Futsal @ City Plaza - Soccer staRted. Dominated, gOal-fRenzY, gReaT sAVes, Sam Soon, Lee Khee Wei, Leong Chee hOng, Low Yong Seng, Passes, ShoTs, FormAtion, Black Black Black+White White White+Black Black Black+ Stone Stone Stone all the wAY, Winning StreAKs, pissEd ofF opPoneNts, Chai Monk-and-hiS-skilLS-tAt- 'sUrprise'-mE-eVeryTime, Nalgene that pRoved to be uNbReakablE, wHack LEg, Lobang fUnkydoG, bAll sKin that cuT mY cHeST, $200 for 2.5 hRs, Excel SporTs dRink, Cup NoodlEs, Milo, Peir first time join uS, Hong Cai Mei Mei hen Hai Yo.. ---- Are among the things that happen there. To sUm up, the Fearsome Eagle Team doMinaTed the coUrt, all the resentment wIth the Ugly Taxi dRivers wErE gOne within that 2.5 hRs.
9. Makan @ Zorro - wOo...2am alreaDy, lim teh abiT @ Zorro, diStuRb luCky'S Nephew.. Haha... Basically juSt changing his mindset, from an innocent young little Jack-Jack in the pram to Devillish Jack Jack that kiLLed SyndRome.
10. TaegUkGi @ FunkyDog's hOme - Bathed, talked about ghosts, talked about CAMPS, talked aboUT loVe, Life, Sex, and Bananas. Ate the Cup Noodles we stoled earlier back in Nan Hua Primary sChool, and conTinued toking aboUt the Sun, Sand and the Sea. Slept. WatChed hoW bARca kIlled Real Madrid by 3 Goals to noNe. Slept again, Called and continueD to the Highlight of the M'sia Trip - Melting
11. Melting @ Melting Noodle Shop - Yes, I am bACk to my Childhood Fav nooDle sTall. Makan 2 bOwlS oF mEltinG nooDles and we weRe on oUr wAY baCk to SingapOre
12. Adios!